Cheryl Tunt

"I'm too good for this job."

"You couldn't manage your way out of a wet paper bag."

"I'm practically royalty."

"This conversation is giving me hives."

"Mother knew best."

"Your attempt at competence is pathetic."

"I need a vacation from my life."

"You're all disasters."

"I'm surrounded by absolute idiots."

"Your failure brings me joy."

"This is absolutely unacceptable."

"I'm way too fabulous for this."

"You're all beneath contempt."

"Mother would have handled this better."

"I'm going to need an enormous drink."

"Your existence is exhausting."

"I deserve so much better than this."

"This is beneath even my low standards."

"You're all completely delusional."

"I'm practically a saint for tolerating you."

"Mother was a saint."

"This is literally the worst thing ever."

"Your incompetence never ceases to amaze me."

"I'm too fabulous to care about your opinion."

"You're all disappointing me."

"This day keeps getting worse."

"I'm surrounded by complete incompetence."

"Your attempts at humor are painful."

"I'm practically perfect in every way."

"Mother never had to put up with this."