Coach McGuirk

"Creativity is what happens when you're bored and have supplies."

"Justice is subjective. Revenge is objective."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Kindness confuses people. That's why I avoid it."

"Strength comes from admitting you're not strong."

"Fear is just adrenaline without direction."

"Power is wanting something more than the other guy."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys beer, which is close."

"Health is boring. Sickness is interesting."

"Adventure is just bad planning with optimism."

"Imagination is what kids have before life ruins them."

"Technology is great until it breaks, then it's terrible."

"History is past politics. It's all the same nonsense."

"Philosophy is asking questions nobody can answer."

"Literature is when someone writes down their problems."

"Politics is where liars become famous."

"War is just politicians making poor decisions."

"Motivation is something you have or you don't."

"Inspiration comes from nowhere and leaves just as fast."

"Relationships are where you learn that people suck."

"Solitude beats people most of the time."

"The only real failure is not trying hard enough to fail."

"Wisdom is just experience repeated until it sticks."

"Life's too short to remember your mistakes, so I repeat them."

"Love is a chemical imbalance that society romanticizes."

"Happiness is when nothing bad is happening right now."

"The best friends are the ones who don't require talking."

"Family is people you're stuck with."

"Hope is what you feel right before disappointment."

"Being brave is just being stupid without acknowledging it."