Coach McGuirk

"Change happens whether you're ready or not."

"Education is expensive and then you use it to fail anyway."

"I know enough to get by. That's the right amount."

"Time is what you have too much of until you don't."

"Telling the truth is for people without anything to lose."

"Freedom means nobody cares what you do."

"Peace is just a word people use when nothing's fighting."

"Nature is something you visit when you need to reset."

"Art is subjective, which means there's no wrong answer, which bothers me."

"Science is just proof that we know less than we think."

"Music is the only thing that justifies pain."

"Faith is comfort wrapped in uncertainty."

"Leadership means taking the blame while others slack off."

"Work is better than living because it has an end time."

"Dreams are just your brain's complaint department."

"Comedy is tragedy with a punchline."

"Beautiful things fade. That's the point."

"Death gives life perspective. Morbid but true."

"Perseverance is just failing repeatedly and not stopping."

"Gratitude is when you appreciate not being dead."

"Creativity is what you do when logic fails."

"Justice is whatever the strongest person says it is."

"I have no patience. That's my defining trait."

"Kindness is mistaken for weakness."

"Strength is admitting you're weak."

"Fear keeps you alive. That's its only job."

"Power is making other people do what you want."

"Money matters until it doesn't."

"Health is when you're not actively dying."

"Adventure is planning plus luck plus regret."