Coach McGuirk

"I don't understand half of what you're saying, but I respect it."

"Work hard and maybe things'll work out. No guarantees though."

"Love is complicated, like offside rules but worse."

"You gotta have courage to fail in front of everyone."

"Change happens whether you like it or not, so you might as well get used to it."

"I've learned more from my failures than my successes."

"Patience is something I don't have much of, but it's important."

"The best thing you can do is try your best and not cry about it."

"I'm doing the best I can with what I got."

"Dreams are nice, but you gotta wake up and do the work."

"Friendship means showing up, even when it's inconvenient."

"Success isn't about being perfect; it's about not giving up."

"Fear is natural, but you can't let it run your life."

"Health is important, but so is having a good time once in a while."

"I don't know much about philosophy, but I know what's right."

"Money doesn't solve everything, but it sure helps."

"You gotta find what makes you happy and do more of it."

"Art is... I don't know, it's something people do, I guess."

"Time moves fast, so don't waste it on garbage."

"Music's nice when it's not too loud."

"Family's complicated, but you're stuck with 'em."

"Technology's fine until it breaks."

"Power's only good if you use it right."

"Adventure's nice, but sometimes staying home is better."

"Imagination's good for kids, but you gotta deal with reality."

"Justice means treating people fair, even if it's hard."

"Peace is underrated in this world."

"Nature's pretty when you stop and look at it."

"History teaches you that people keep making the same mistakes."

"Faith... I'm not sure I got enough of that."