Craig Ferguson

"The best education is the one you give yourself."

"I think dreams are just your brain's way of processing reality."

"You have to love yourself before you can love anyone else."

"The world is beautiful if you let it be."

"Fear is just excitement without the breath."

"I think the key to friendship is showing up."

"You can't change the past, but you can change how you think about it."

"The truth is always better than a lie, even if it hurts."

"I've learned that consistency matters more than intensity."

"Life is short. Do the things that make you happy."

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it."

"I think most of our problems come from not listening to each other."

"You're never too old to learn something new."

"The real measure of success is how much you've helped others."

"Patience is not about waiting. It's about how you wait."

"I believe in second chances because I've needed them."

"The universe doesn't care about your plans. Do it anyway."

"I think happiness is a skill you can develop."

"You don't need permission to be yourself."

"The only time I miss being a drunk is when I'm trying to parallel park."

"I think if you're going to do something, you should do it well. And if you're not going to do it well, don't do it at all."

"You can't heal what you don't acknowledge."

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault."

"I've always believed that you should try to be better than you were yesterday."

"Life is like a dog sled team. If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"I think people are inherently good. They just need the right circumstances."

"Forgiveness is not about them. It's about you."

"I believe in second chances. Hell, I'm living one."

"The human condition is to want to belong somewhere. To be part of something."