"Power corrupts, but I was already corrupt."
Power
"Health is something you take for granted until you don't have it."
Health
"Dreams are just thoughts with better marketing."
Dreams
"Music speaks to the soul, assuming you have one."
Music
"Faith is believing in something you know is crazy."
Faith
"Leadership means making decisions nobody wants to make."
Leadership
"Justice is whatever the guy with the gun says it is."
Justice
"Hope is dangerous. It makes you vulnerable."
Hope
"Change is inevitable, unless you're really stubborn."
Change
"Creativity is just lying with style."
Creativity
"Technology is ruining everything, but I use it anyway."
Technology
"History repeats itself because people never learn."
History
"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."
Politics
"War is man's favorite hobby."
War
"Motivation is what gets you started, habit is what keeps you going."
Motivation
"Beauty fades, but weirdness is forever."
Beauty
"Death is just part of the deal when you're alive."
Death
"Inspiration comes from the most unlikely places."
Inspiration
"Relationships are complicated, so I avoid them."
Relationships
"Gratitude is for people who don't know what's coming."
Gratitude
"I've learned that most people are lying most of the time."
Truth
"Peace is just the absence of fighting, nothing more."
Peace
"Literature is full of lies that are somehow true."
Literature
"I trust my instincts, even when they're wrong."
Wisdom
"The best way to succeed is to not care about failing."
Success
"Love makes you do crazy things, so I avoid it."
Love
"Adventure is just bad planning mixed with luck."
Adventure
"My imagination is better than your reality."
Imagination
"I've seen things you wouldn't even dream about."
Courage
"Life goes on whether you want it to or not."
Life