Creed Bratton

"Adventure is what you call it when everything goes wrong."

"My mind is a dark place, and I'm fine with that."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's ignoring it."

"Life isn't fair, but that's what makes it interesting."

"I laugh at things most people would cry about."

"Philosophy is just people overthinking obvious things."

"The more you know, the more you realize you know nothing."

"I prefer solitude to small talk."

"Patience is a virtue I wish I had."

"You're only as strong as your weakest moment."

"Fear keeps you sharp, so I stay afraid."

"Power is what you take, not what you're given."

"Health is wealth, but I've never been wealthy."

"Dreams are nice until reality crashes them."

"I find inspiration in the strangest places."

"My life is stranger than any fiction."

"Justice is a luxury for people with money."

"Hope is a trap for the naive."

"Change is coming whether you like it or not."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"The eyes are the groin of the head."

"I've been a lot of things in my life. A cartoonist, a basoon player, a vampire..."

"You took me by the hand, made me a man."

"I'm not racist. I have no problem with black people."

"Whatever it is, the company will probably use it to make money."

"I'm always right. That's my thing."

"This job would be great if it wasn't for all the people."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too far, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"That's what she said."