Creed Bratton

"I've seen things you wouldn't believe."

"The pot calling the kettle black."

"I'm going to give you some advice. Are you listening?"

"People are morons."

"One day, you're going to look back and realize how much I helped you."

"I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded amazing."

"That's the thing about mistakes - they teach you something."

"Life is about the journey, not the destination."

"I'm a man of mystery."

"You only live once."

"Everything in life is temporary."

"I've learned more in my failures than my successes."

"Time waits for no one."

"The simple things in life are the best."

"I don't believe in regrets."

"Life is a mystery. Embrace it."

"I've made peace with my past."

"You can't fake authenticity."

"Sometimes the best wisdom comes from the least expected places."

"I've been everywhere, done everything."

"The key to happiness is not caring what people think."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."

"I trust my gut instincts."

"Change is inevitable, so embrace it."

"I've seen the good and the bad in people."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Never underestimate the power of a good story."

"I'm not afraid of death."

"Life has taught me to be resilient."

"The best things in life are free."