Daria Morgendorffer

"Kindness is just weakness that society has deemed acceptable."

"I'm not afraid of much, mostly because I don't believe in much."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"History repeats itself because nobody was paying attention the first time."

"Technology is great, as long as it doesn't require human interaction."

"Perseverance is just stubborness with a better reputation."

"I'm grateful for very little, which makes me easy to please."

"Art is the only thing worth doing if you're not going to make any money."

"Science is just a way to prove what we already knew."

"Music is the universal language of people who don't want to talk."

"Adventure is just another word for chaos with a positive spin."

"Imagination is the only escape from reality that's actually legal."

"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails and stubbornness prevails."

"Motivation is a myth invented to make people feel guilty."

"Inspiration usually comes right before the crushing reality of disappointment."

"Friendship is just a mutual agreement to pretend to like each other."

"Love is just a chemical reaction that makes you do stupid things."

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans... and hating it."

"The truth is rarely as interesting as a good lie."

"I'm not a moody teenager. I'm a moody adult."

"The only thing standing between me and a nervous breakdown is my sense of humor."

"I'd like to be alone now."

"How long do you think it would take to get to the store and back?"

"I don't think I'm questioning your judgment. I think I'm silently mocking it."

"Why do I even bother trying to communicate with people?"

"The problem with people is that they're people."

"I'm not antisocial. I'm just not social."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. But mostly it's like a box of disappointments."

"I find that my life is getting more and more like a badly written sitcom."