Daria Morgendorffer

"The human race is fundamentally flawed."

"I prefer my own company to most people's."

"Optimism is just denial with better marketing."

"I'm not being cold. I'm being realistic about human nature."

"Why do people insist on being so... people-like?"

"I don't have a problem with people. I have a problem with people."

"The only constant in life is change, which is why I hate life."

"If you're waiting for me to care, you're going to be disappointed."

"I think the problem is that reality doesn't meet my expectations."

"Social interaction is overrated and exhausting."

"I'm in the process of trying to decide whether or not to participate in society."

"The only thing worse than a teenager having fun is a teenager thinking they're having fun."

"I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else."

"Knowing how to find information is more important than knowing the information."

"Most people aren't intelligent enough to argue with."

"I'd rather die than be seen wearing that."

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

"The purpose of education is to prepare people for success in life, or at least that's what they claim."

"I find that people are most entertaining when they're upset."

"Sometimes people have to do things that aren't productive or meaningful."

"Conformity is the new rebellion."

"I've learned that friendship is more complicated than quantum physics."

"Expectations are just premeditated disappointments."

"I don't think my life will change much. Or at all."

"The world is a stupid place, and the people in it are stupid."

"I find that people are often guided by nothing but self-interest and stupidity."

"School is just a holding pattern until something better comes along."

"I accept that I'm powerless to change anything about my life."

"Ambition is just a word for people too lazy to accept the status quo."

"I find the most enjoyment in pointing out the flaws in other people's logic."