Dennis Reynolds

"Kindness is weakness, and I don't do weakness."

"I have the strength to do whatever I decide to do."

"My imagination is superior because everything I imagine is superior."

"Technology exists to serve people like me."

"History will remember me as the greatest man of my generation."

"I don't believe in hope; I believe in certainty."

"Education is for people who can't think their way to success."

"Adventure is just another playground for my superiority."

"I am the best at everything I attempt because I'm the best at everything."

"Humor is a tool I use to manipulate the simple-minded."

"Peace is boring; conflict is where I thrive."

"Nature bows to the will of superior men like myself."

"Art is only valuable if it celebrates my existence."

"Science confirms what I already knew about my superiority."

"Music is background noise to the symphony of my greatness."

"Faith is believing in yourself, and I do that perfectly."

"Leadership means controlling everyone around you completely."

"Work is beneath me, but money isn't."

"My death would be a tragedy the world could never recover from."

"I will persevere because failure is literally impossible for me."

"I'm grateful for being so superior to everyone else."

"Family is just another group of people I'm better than."

"I am untethered from all morality and social convention."

"Every problem can be solved by making someone else the victim."

"I don't understand why everyone isn't like me."

"The waitress's rejection only proves she's playing hard to get."

"I'm not toxic; I'm just honest about my superiority."

"Rules are suggestions for people I haven't destroyed yet."

"My needs will always come first because they should."

"I orchestrate elaborate plans with precision and genius."