Dennis Reynolds

"I don't make compromises. I make ultimatums."

"Everything I do is genius. Everything you do is mediocre."

"I am perfection incarnate."

"You should be grateful for my presence in your life."

"I am destiny. I am fate. I am inevitable."

"All of you are just waiting for me to show you the way."

"I've reached a plane of existence you can't even comprehend."

"This is my world. You're all just living in it."

"I am a golden god. I am untouchable."

"You know what it is, bitch? A five-star man. That's what I am."

"I'm not a human. I'm a reptile."

"You think I'm just some idiot? I'm highly evolved."

"I have a system. A system for success."

"Clearly I am the most talented of the group."

"I don't care about anyone but myself. That's the key to happiness."

"Beauty means nothing to me. I'm beyond such petty concerns."

"The world revolves around me. As it should."

"Love is a tool for the weak. I use it to manipulate."

"Rules are for people without ambition."

"I've perfected the art of deception."

"Time is merely a construct I bend to my will."

"The truth is whatever benefits me most."

"Friendship is a transaction. Nothing more."

"I don't need family. I am self-sufficient."

"Hope is for the delusional."

"Courage is knowing when to run."

"Change happens around me, not to me."

"Education is a waste. I'm naturally superior."

"I possess all the knowledge I need."

"Money is the only measure of success that matters."