"Moderation is everything."Wisdom
"Man is matter. Who else in the family has jowls?"Humor
"The world is crazy."Wisdom
"Just tell them you're washed up. That's all you have to do."
"I want to keep my system functioning."Health
"I'm going to be honest with you. You're crazy."Truth
"Nobody can help you if you don't want help."Wisdom
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."Fear
"You're insane. You'd be crazy to fly more missions."Fear
"Insanity is contagious."Wisdom
"Some of the things they taught you in school are true."Education
"The real problem is that we're all crazy now."Philosophy
"Knock on wood, he said, rapping his knuckles against the side of his head."Humor
"Some people are worth all the bother they cause."Relationships
"You can't get out of the war. There's no way out."
"Insanity is contagious."Wisdom
"He's probably just crazy."Health
"I'm a very sick man."Health
"Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them."Life
"Yossarian was not crazy and could be grounded."Wisdom
"You have a morbid aversion to dying. You don't have to die if you don't want to."Life