Catch-22

"What's wrong with me? Nothing. Everything."

"I don't want to."

"That's what makes it all so sensible. It makes no sense."

"The world is crazy. I'm the only sane one in it."

"I've got it all figured out."

"I want to keep living! I want to die!"

"Money is embarrassing."

"I'll live forever or I'll die in the attempt."

"What does it mean to be sane?"

"The enemy is anyone who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"Bologna comes from Bologna. It's simple geography."

"I'm not running away from my responsibilities. I'm running to them."

"You have a morbid aversion to dying. You don't have to die if you don't want to."

"I'm cold and I want to go home."

"What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by boundaries, usually unnatural."

"It doesn't make a difference if you're killed by GOD or by the devil."

"I want to live. I don't care about anything else."

"Good God, I'm a character."

"The neatest trick is to make war look so terrible that it will be abandoned forever."

"Some people are worth a thousand people and others are not."

"The only thing worth dying for is music or a woman or the heavens or the earth."

"They're all mad."

"I'm not running away from my responsibilities."

"The people in power will never give it up."

"Money is a serious thing."

"The key to understanding everything is that you must know who your friends are."

"Some people are worth a lot of money."

"The only thing wrong with it is everything you see."

"Yossarian was not crazy and could be grounded."