Catch-22

"I'm not running away. I'm just going."

"They're not your friends. They just want to use you."

"I just want to live. Is that too much to ask?"

"It's a conspiracy! The whole world is against us!"

"I can see it coming."

"Every man has a price."

"They're not interested in the troops; they're interested in the medals."

"It's not the act that matters; it's the intention."

"Something is wrong with me and I'm going to fix it."

"You're right. I am crazy. But I'm not cracked."

"I'm not insane, I'm just trying to survive."

"The only real reason for dying in this war is that you have to die anyway."

"It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead."

"It's miraculous. It's a miracle."

"They're right. I'm crazy!"

"Some people are worth all the bother they cause."

"I don't believe in God but I'm afraid of him."

"Bologna comes from Bologna. It's baloney!"

"The only way to stop the war is to die."

"Catch-22 says I can do anything I want to do, but I can't do anything I want to do."

"Some people are worth more dead than alive."

"The only thing more important than a promotion is a discharge."

"Yossarian had never been to the promised land, but he could not help wondering if it was any more comfortable than most of the places he knew."

"He chose to live rather than die."

"Some people would be better off if they had never been born."

"He wanted to deserialize his presence and dematerialize away."

"The war could never end because the country needed an enemy."

"He couldn't understand why he wasn't dead."

"He had come to terms with the fact that he was afraid."

"He wanted to live forever or not at all."