Catch-22

"Some people are worth the trouble and some are not."

"The fastest way out is through a cloud."

"The only thing wrong with everything is that it's everything."

"The problem is that no one pays any attention to the combat conditions."

"Catch-22 says I can do anything I want to do, but I can't do anything I want to do."

"The only thing worth dying for is music, or a woman, or the ABC television network."

"What does it mean to have a price if you don't take it?"

"I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist."

"Why are they making such a fuss about Clevinger?"

"Some of the things I think about only come to me when I'm alone."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed."

"Knock on wood, he said, rapping his knuckles against the side of his head."

"I'm gonna live forever or die in the attempt."

"Maybe some of the things I think happened didn't happen."

"The only thing that really mattered was to get ahead."

"I'm going mad. I know I'm mad because I can feel myself going mad."

"The real problem is that we're all crazy now."

"I want to see it before I die."

"Everybody's got a home except me."

"I don't want to take any more chances with my life."

"What a terrible world we live in."

"The world is full of imbeciles and the only way to survive is to laugh."

"I'm a fiend about consistency."

"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered."

"The only real value is what you can sell."

"God has given me the strength to do anything."

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."

"That's what I love about the Army - it's got no sense of humor."

"The only way to survive is to laugh at death."

"I've got to do something about Yossarian."