Catch-22

"Everyone has a right to do anything he pleases."

"I'm not running away from my responsibilities. And it isn't as if I'm saying anything shocking. Planes are dangerous."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."

"Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions."

"Everything is really very simple."

"It was murder to feel this way."

"You're in the army now. No one is more powerful than a colonel."

"I'm going to live forever or die in the attempt."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."

"That's some catch, that Catch-22."

"Who are the public? I don't know any of them."

"I want to keep on living forever."

"Orr was crazy and could be grounded."

"Some of the things they taught you in school are true."

"I have to keep increasing the number of missions or Headquarters will think I'm going soft."

"You're wasting your time."

"The only way out was to go crazy."

"All he could do was keep trying."

"The best things in life are worth paying for."

"I want to be real in my life."

"The secret to understanding the universe is in the details."

"Insanity is contagious."

"I want to live forever or die in the attempt."

"When I look at people I see nothing worth liking."

"Money was a great thing and the most powerful force in the world."

"I'm not running away from my responsibilities. I'm running to them."

"We're all mad here."

"That's what I love about you fellows in the service, you're all so noble."

"Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for."

"You're insane. You'd be crazy to fly more missions."