Catch-22

"The country is in peril; I'm patriotic."

"Just tell them you're washed up. That's all you have to do."

"When I grow up, I want to be a fireman."

"Destiny is a fairly good god. It doesn't screw you when you aren't looking."

"The only thing worth dying for is music or a woman or a new winter suit."

"Every man has a right to die for his country, but not an obligation."

"He was going to fly one more mission and then he was going to be shot down."

"He was sure he would be killed on the next mission, and he was going to volunteer for it."

"A man can do just so much dying in a lifetime, and that's the only thing worth knowing."

"He wanted to live his own life and not sacrifice himself for something he didn't believe in."

"The best things in life are free, but the military has them all."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"That's the way it is, that's the way it goes."

"The enemy was the war itself."

"Survival was the only goal."

"Money is the root of all good."

"The only thing worse than being sad is being alive."

"Every man has a price."

"That's funny, that's funny."

"The world is crazy."

"All he found was Snowden."

"God is love."

"He laughed and laughed and laughed."

"How much would you pay not to fly anymore?"

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."

"Catch-22 says I have to do anything my Commanding Officer tells me to."

"Orr was probably the only sane one in the squadron."

"You're wasting your time with Orr. He's crazy."

"Some people deserve to be bombed."

"I'm going to live forever or die in the attempt."