Catch-22

"Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it seems."

"Man is matter. Who else in the family has jowls?"

"Everything there is something wrong with me that I don't know about yet."

"Some men are born; some achieve greatness; and some have greatness thrust upon them."

"The correct way to walk is directly ahead."

"Some people are worth dying for."

"That's some catch, that Catch-22."

"Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation?"

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."

"Moderation is everything."

"When I grow up, I want to be a kamikaze pilot."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that very existence of such a world is a personal insult."

"There's no way out."

"I have to keep flying missions or I'll be grounded."

"Insanity is contagious."

"They're right, but I'm not wrong."

"You're a officer and a gentleman."

"Someone has to do something sometime."

"I'm afraid of flying."

"Forgive me, sir, but I'm not quite sure what you mean."

"They don't know what we're doing."

"Catch-22 says I can do anything I want to do, but I can't do anything on my own."

"The country is in peril; I'm jeopardizing my traditional rights of freedom and independence."

"Either I'm right or I'm wrong, and until somebody proves me wrong, I'm right."

"I'm way ahead of you."

"The best things in life are free, except for airplanes."

"That's what I love about these docs, the way they always help each other out."

"I'm not running away from my responsibilities. And it isn't as though I'm saying anything new."

"They're all mad."