Catch-22

"Pride comes before the fall."

"The truth is never simple."

"Survival is the greatest victory."

"Duty is the enemy of truth."

"There is hope for the hopeless."

"A man is crazy if he worries about things he can't control."

"The enemy is anyone who's going to get you killed."

"The war was real, even if everything else wasn't."

"Bologna, baloney, and ham."

"Insanity is contagious."

"The problem is that nobody believes in anything anymore."

"Every victim is a happy man."

"Some people are worth more dead than alive."

"The only thing worth dying for is life itself."

"They're trying to kill me, Yossarian said. And I can prove it."

"Clever Clevinger was a dope."

"There was a time when I worried about these things, but not anymore."

"I would die for you. But I won't live for you."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"I can hear you."

"The real problem is here."

"The only way to survive is to rebel."

"I'm going to live forever."

"The only real authority derives from God."

"They're all mad."

"Everything depends on how you look at it."

"I am an old man now."

"It's all a game."

"That's what I love about you."

"The world is crazy."