Quote by Chaplain Tappman

"There is nothing funny about this."

"As Corbett would say, the real problem is that no one takes the Bible seriously anymore."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"The world is crazy and we're the only sane people in it."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."