Catch-22

"There is nothing funny about any of this."

"They're not going to let you just walk away from all this, Yossarian."

"The world is crazy, and I'm the only sane man in it."

"Money was made to be spent."

"They're after me. They're after me, but they haven't got me yet."

"I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll paint you a picture of the future."

"Why are they going to disappear him?"

"That's all there is to it. A man is better off dead."

"I want to keep on living forever just like I'm doing now."

"Everyone has a share of the profits! Milo made a fortune!"

"What a lousy earth! If there is a God, He is insane."

"The only thing worth dying for is music or poetry - and I'm not even sure about them."

"They shoot down *our* planes, we shoot down *theirs*."

"You're in love with me."

"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22."

"The only way out was through."

"He felt as though he was drowning in a sea of madness."

"The end justifies the means, he believed."

"Every man has his price."

"He wanted to live forever or not at all."

"The most important thing was to have the right connections."

"He would live in exile and grow old and die."

"It was a miracle that he could survive."

"The only problem was that flying more missions meant certain death."

"He was sick of everything."

"The world is full of a lot of stupid people."

"All he knew was that he could not fly another mission."

"I'm living in a state of shock."

"Money is a state of mind."

"Good God, how much longer was he going to tolerate what he had to tolerate?"