Catch-22

"What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by boundaries."

"Insanity is contagious."

"The only thing to do now is what we do best - nothing."

"Some people are worth more dead than alive."

"God is love, the chaplain maintained."

"It never occurred to me to question the military intelligence that assured us the enemy was still down there."

"He wanted to live. He did not want to die."

"I'm not running away from anything because I don't have anywhere to run to."

"Everything is wonderful, absolutely wonderful."

"It was ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous. One could go mad."

"The only thing to do now was to find his way back."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed."

"Who's Snowden? Yossarian wanted to know."

"Modern science is a real sideshow."

"Make money, that's the thing to do."

"Everything tends to come to those who wait, but those who hustle get it before it ends up belonging to someone else."

"It does not make a difference what you say to people."

"Good God, I'm a nut case if I have to live with anyone."

"Some of the things they taught you in flying school were unbelievable."

"It was a marvelous philosophical breakthrough and Yossarian didn't believe a word of it."

"Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle."

"War reveals the true nature of men—and it is ugly."

"Philosophy is for those with time to waste."

"Solitude is where the soul finds itself."

"Creativity thrives in chaos and dies in order."

"The only real victory is in refusing to play."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

"Faith is believing in what you know is not true."

"Music soothes the savage beast but not the military mind."

"Dreams fade but nightmares persist."