Catch-22

"Bologna comes from Bologna."

"I think I'm going mad."

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."

"I'm the only one who knows what I'm talking about."

"You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission."

"Insanity is contagious."

"The only honest way to earn money is to work very hard at something very profitable."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that very existence is an act of rebellion."

"Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask."

"That is the only solution, he thought finally. That is the only way out."

"I'm the enemy, Yossarian said to himself."

"They don't want to hear it, he said."

"Why are you so crazy? asked Clevinger."

"I want to live, he thought simply. Just let me live."

"That's the secret, he thought. That's what it's all about."

"One more day like this and he would be grateful to be alive."

"My liver is the only organ in my body that is not sore."

"That's some catch, that Catch-22."

"I suppose I have a right to be mad, but I don't know what I'm mad about."

"Good God, I'm going crazy, he thought. That's the only explanation. It was all a dream and he was going crazy."

"Prostitution is a terrible thing. I mean for the women."

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt, and his only mission each time he went up was to come down alive."

"That's some catch, that Catch-22. It's the best there is."

"Catch-22 says I can do anything I want to if the commanding officer approves. But he won't approve."

"I'm the censor. It's my job to censor the letters."

"The enemy is anybody that's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on."

"I want to live forever, or die trying."

"Catch-22 says I can do anything I want to do, but if I want to keep on living, I can't ever do it."

"Some men worship at the altar of reason. I prefer the mysteries."

"I'll tell you what's the matter with you. You're crazy!"