Catch-22

"That's the secret. We'll make it our secret."

"Yossarian swore he wouldn't fly another mission."

"Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them."

"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"The answer is no."

"Let him try to kill me."

"I don't like it here."

"You can't build a house if you don't have any bricks."

"I want to get out of here. I want to leave."

"The only way to survive is to laugh."

"I'm a very sick man."

"I'm going to live forever, or die trying."

"Everyone has a cross to bear."

"He's probably just crazy."

"Why should I be ashamed of something that wasn't my fault?"

"Money is a leading cause of suffering."

"You have a self? He sounded surprised and contemptuous."

"I want to keep my dead to myself."

"He had decided to live forever, or die in the attempt."

"Some people are born mediocre, some achieve mediocrity, and some have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"Insanity is contagious."

"There was no point in wasting good money on me when there were sick people dying who could be cured for less."

"The only thing wrong with free enterprise is that it's not free and it's not enterprising."

"When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don't see heaven or saints or angels."

"Some of the things they taught you in school are true."

"I'm going to live. Whatever it takes."

"All they care about is power and money and control."

"Then I'll create one."

"You can't get out of the war. There's no way out."

"But not this. Never this."