Quote by Chaplain Tappman

"There is nothing funny about this."

"As Corbett would say, the real problem is that no one takes the Bible seriously anymore."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"The world is crazy and we're the only sane people in it."

"Death doesn't scare me anymore."

"Death and I are old friends."

"Welcome to my world."

"Death is just the beginning."