Dwight Schrute

"I am not like other people. I am better."

"Monsters are real. I have encountered them."

"I would take a bullet for my family."

"The only constant is change, and I will master it."

"False leaders are the downfall of all organizations."

"I have no time for distractions or weakness."

"Respect must be earned, never given."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

"False. Black bear."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do this?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year."

"The secret's in the sauce."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"I have a gun. In my office."

"Escape from the city and join me in the beet farm."

"I need you to focus. I'm Dwight Kurt Schrute III."

"Blood oath? You're in or you're out."

"I want to make love to you, but I'm not going to."

"Perfectionism is not just my name, it's my way of life."

"I've been training since childhood to be an outstanding farmer."

"Beets, bears, and Battlestar Galactica. Three things that define me."

"A workplace is for work. Not for friendship."

"I am fast. To give you a reference point, I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose."

"Question: What kind of man does not like Porn? Answer: A Liar."

"I have been under the car so long, my back is starting to hurt."

"I stand by my convictions."

"There's no place like Schrute Farms."

"I did not know they were poison."