Dwight Schrute

"You're the temp. I'll help you pack."

"I want to be a Cobb salad."

"That's what she said. Or he said. Or it said."

"I am one with the forest."

"Bears are not intelligent. They are strong and they are fast."

"I want to make babies with you."

"I have traveled to every continent except Antarctica."

"I am running away to Canada. Well, technically to a beet farm."

"The key to success is dedication."

"K.P. is coming. We must prepare."

"I will die before I eat corporate potato salad."

"Horses are noble creatures."

"Schrute Farms is the most bountiful beet farm in the area."

"I have the physical strength of a German shepherd."

"Do not assume that I do not know the rules of this office."

"I am aware of all office insurrections."

"Fact. Bears eat beets."

"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last day on Earth."

"I do not like it when people just show up."

"I got nunchucks from my father."

"I have survived worse."

"The truth is out there."

"I love being a father and a farmer."

"I could kick someone's ass."

"I want every single one of you to know that I will disappoint you."

"There is nothing more dangerous than an idiot with a gun."

"I am German. My blood is pure."

"I have many leather-bound books in my office."

"I am a volunteer sheriff's deputy."

"I have a particular set of skills."