Dwight Schrute

"I am a man of honor and integrity."

"I do not negotiate with idiots."

"I am the future, and the future is now."

"I have learned that patience is the greatest strength."

"I am grateful for the struggles that have made me strong."

"I will not rest until my mission is complete."

"I believe in the power of hard work and dedication."

"I have mastered the art of discipline."

"I am living proof that dreams can become reality."

"I will always choose honor over comfort."

"I am ready to pass on my knowledge to the next generation."

"I have learned that true power comes from within."

"I will be remembered as a man who stood for something."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Fact: bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year."

"When I discover the wheel again, it's going to be the greatest day of my life."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"There are few things more important than good food and good company."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"The Beet Farm isn't just a job, it's a legacy."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"Perfectionism is an art form."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"False. That is false. Fact."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too far, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"FACT: Bears are carnivores."

"I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

"The secret's in the sauce."

"A person is smart. People are dumb."