"I would never betray a friend."Kindness
"The beet harvest waits for no man."Time
"I believe in the natural order of things."Nature
"You can't trust anybody."Truth
"I never joke. Everything I say is serious."Humor
"The best managers lead by example."Leadership
"I have excellent spatial reasoning."Knowledge
"There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'M-E'."Humor
"I would take a bullet for Jim. Multiple bullets."Friendship
"Noses are overrated."Humor
"I am not interested in the traditional definition of success."Success
"A man's word is his bond."Truth
"I have thought a lot about what victory is."Success
"I respect a person who is direct."
"I don't have a lot of time to waste."Time
"The Schrute family crest is a lion. And an eagle. And a smaller lion."Family
"I would rather die than admit defeat."Courage
"Everything I do, I do with intention."Wisdom
"I am a trained assassin."Humor
"The rules are very clear."
"I know exactly who I am."
"I am not a follower."Leadership
"I have never doubted myself."
"There is a difference between a philosophy and a lifestyle."Philosophy
"I would win in a fight against anyone in this office."Strength
"I have been planning my future since I was a child."Dreams
"I am incapable of deception."Truth
"The only thing that matters is winning."Success
"I have never experienced true love."Love
"I would never compromise my integrity."