Eric Forman

"Knowledge is power, but common sense is more useful."

"Time flies when you're having fun and crawls when you're not."

"The truth hurts, but lying is easier."

"Freedom means doing what you want without your parents finding out."

"Peace is just the absence of parents yelling at you."

"Nature is cool, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing."

"Art is subjective, like my opinion on everything else."

"Science explains why things work, but doesn't explain why parents are annoying."

"Music is the language of the soul, or something like that."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see, like my future."

"A good leader knows when to follow."

"Work is what you do to get money for fun stuff."

"Dreams are great until you wake up to reality."

"Humor is the best way to deal with anything uncomfortable."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I behold a lot."

"Death is the one thing nobody can avoid, so live it up now."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better name."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have before it's gone."

"Creativity is just making weird stuff and hoping people like it."

"Justice is supposed to be fair, but it usually isn't."

"Patience is a virtue I definitely don't have."

"Kindness is cool, even if nobody admits it."

"Strength comes from within, but also from looking tough."

"Fear is just a feeling, right? Still freaks me out though."

"Power corrupts, unless it's my power."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a cool car."

"Health is important until you're young and stupid."

"Adventure is just what you call trouble when it works out."

"Imagination is imagination until you turn it into something real."

"Technology is awesome, even when it breaks down."