Eric Forman

"History is just old stories about old people doing old stuff."

"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that doesn't really matter."

"Literature is books, and books are boring unless they're comics."

"Politics is confusing, so I don't pay attention to it."

"War is bad, peace is good, but don't ask me how to fix it."

"Motivation is finding something worth doing."

"Inspiration comes when you least expect it and disappears just as fast."

"Relationships are complicated, which is why I prefer simple ones."

"Solitude is nice for about five minutes."

"You can't make everyone happy, so you might as well make yourself happy."

"The future is coming whether you're ready or not."

"What matters is who you are on the inside, but looks help too."

"Friends are the family you choose, which is why I choose cool friends."

"Love is when you'd rather be with someone than alone."

"The only constant in life is that things change and parents annoy you."

"Failure is just success that hasn't happened yet."

"Courage is doing what scares you, which is why I don't do much."

"Life is a journey, not a destination, unless the destination has snacks."

"You gotta be yourself, even if yourself is kind of weird."

"Mistakes are learning opportunities, or so the adults say."

"The best time to do something is now, but later works too."

"Honesty is the best policy, unless it gets you in trouble."

"Being yourself is freedom, so you might as well do it."

"Problems are just opportunities in disguise."

"Intelligence is knowing something, but wisdom is knowing what it means."

"The pursuit of happiness is more fun than happiness itself."

"Don't judge others because you don't know their story."

"Every day is a chance to be better than yesterday."

"Success is measured by how much fun you have."

"Family might drive you crazy, but they're your people."