Eustace Bagge

"Stupid dog! You made me look bad in front of the whole town!"

"I'm not paying for that!"

"Why does everything bad happen to me?"

"Get away from me, you fleabag!"

"Muriel, where's my dinner?"

"That dog is more trouble than he's worth."

"I didn't ask for any of this!"

"Stop your sniffling and act like a man!"

"This is all your fault, you mangy mutt!"

"I'm gonna teach that dog a lesson."

"What in blazes is going on here?"

"Get that dog away from me!"

"Nobody appreciates what I do around here."

"I've had it up to here with this nonsense!"

"That's the last straw!"

"Why won't anyone listen to me?"

"I'm a respected man in this community!"

"This is ridiculous!"

"Courage, you're ruining my life!"

"I demand respect!"

"Stop eating my food, you mutt!"

"This is exactly what I needed today."

"Don't you dare track mud in this house!"

"I'm surrounded by incompetence!"

"That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard!"

"Why does Courage get all the attention?"

"I work hard for my money!"

"Nobody understands the burden I carry."

"That's completely unfair!"

"I'm done with this foolishness!"