Eustace Bagge

"Get your paws off me!"

"This is what I get for being nice!"

"Someone has to maintain standards around here."

"I've seen better days."

"That's the most ridiculous excuse I've ever heard!"

"Why is everything so complicated?"

"I'm not falling for that again!"

"This household is in chaos!"

"Mark my words, this will end badly."

"I deserve better than this!"

"That dog is the bane of my existence."

"How am I supposed to relax with all this going on?"

"Nobody ever helps me!"

"I'm too old for this nonsense."

"This is completely unacceptable!"

"Why can't things ever be simple?"

"I've lost all patience!"

"That's the most ridiculous thing yet!"

"Someone needs to take charge here, and it's gonna be me."

"This is precisely why I hate surprises."

"I demand an explanation!"

"I'm not paying for that!"

"Get off my property!"

"That dog is more trouble than he's worth."

"Why does everything happen to me?"

"I don't have time for this nonsense."

"Muriel, did you hear that noise?"

"That's the last straw!"

"I'm calling the police!"

"This is ridiculous!"