Eustace Bagge

"Back in my day, dogs knew their place."

"Nobody listens to old Eustace anymore."

"This is what happens when you're too soft on animals."

"I've had it up to here with this foolishness!"

"A man's home is his castle, and this is MY castle."

"Stop your infernal barking this instant!"

"Muriel, control that beast before I do!"

"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know."

"I work hard for everything I have."

"That dog's got more lives than sense."

"Why does everything bad happen to me?"

"I'm too old for this tomfoolery."

"Courage! More like Cowardice!"

"This farm's been in my family for generations."

"I didn't survive this long by being foolish."

"Life's too short to waste on nonsense."

"That dog will be the death of me yet."

"A penny saved is a penny earned."

"I demand respect in my own home!"

"Modern times have ruined everything."

"This is the last straw with that mutt."

"My nerves can't take much more of this."

"Muriel's too kind to that worthless hound."

"I've got a good mind to kick that dog out."

"Nobody appreciates what I do around here."

"That blasted dog costs me a fortune!"

"Some things are just too much for one man."

"Quiet! You're disturbing my peace and quiet."

"I'm not made of money, you know."

"Everything would be fine if not for that dog."