Eustace Bagge

"I've got no time for your silly games."

"That mutt's got more problems than solutions."

"Nobody listens to reason anymore."

"I'm a simple man with simple needs."

"This place was peaceful before that dog arrived."

"Hard work never killed anybody... yet."

"Why must I be cursed with such bad luck?"

"That dog brings nothing but trouble."

"I've earned the right to some peace."

"Muriel, we need to have a talk about that dog."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"I didn't ask for any of this!"

"A man's got to stand up for himself."

"Things used to be better in my day."

"That dog's making me lose my mind!"

"I'm not responsible for that beast's behavior."

"Courage is just a pain in my backside."

"I've got better things to do with my time."

"This is what comes from being too soft."

"I demand obedience, not excuses!"

"That mutt cost me my entire evening."

"Why won't anyone listen to me?"

"I've had just about enough of this!"

"Stupidity should be painful."

"I'm a respectable man, not some dog owner."

"Common sense is the most uncommon thing."

"That dog's got less brains than a turnip."

"I work, I provide, and this is my reward?"

"Mark my words, that dog will ruin us."

"In my time, animals knew discipline."