Eustace Bagge

"Tradition and respect built this farm."

"Stupid dog! You made me lose my dinner!"

"I'm not paying for that nonsense!"

"Get out of my sight, you fleabag mutt!"

"A man's home is his castle, and I won't have it disturbed by a worthless canine."

"Hard work never killed anybody... well, actually it probably has, but that's not the point!"

"Love is for saps and weaklings."

"That dog costs me a fortune in medical bills!"

"I don't have time for this foolishness!"

"Life's too short to waste it on sentiment."

"Everything would be perfect if that mutt would just disappear."

"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know!"

"A real man doesn't need affection."

"This is what happens when you're not careful - disaster!"

"I've survived worse than this pathetic pooch."

"The world's gone mad, and that dog is the proof!"

"I demand respect in my own home!"

"Caring about things only leads to disappointment."

"That mutt's got no sense of responsibility whatsoever."

"Beauty is a waste of time and money."

"Freedom means being left alone to do what I want."

"Success is having a peaceful day without that dog ruining it."

"I don't believe in fairy tales or happy endings."

"Nature is just a bunch of dirt and bugs."

"Art is a frivolous waste of resources."

"Music? More like noise that irritates my ears!"

"Faith is for people who can't handle reality."

"Leadership means making hard decisions, like getting rid of useless pets."

"That job would be perfect if there were no complications."

"Dreams are just what happens when your brain malfunctions."