Frank Costanza

"I've got standards."

"This is my specialty."

"I'm living the dream."

"That's how you gotta look at it."

"I need to recharge."

"This is between you and me."

"I'm ready for whatever comes."

"That's the mark of success."

"I've been thinking about this a lot."

"You gotta be patient."

"I'm not giving up."

"That's the fundamental truth."

"I'm exactly where I need to be."

"This could change my life."

"I'm learning what really matters."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."

"Serenity now!"

"The bro, the bro is the thing you grab for when you wake up in the morning."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"I'm a little concerned about our friendship."

"Master of my domain."

"The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."

"I'm a sophisticated man."

"Giddy up!"

"Vandelay Industries - we're very big in the import/export business."

"I'm in the zone with the ladies."

"This is a shame. A shame and a travesty."

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round."

"I'm not that bad a guy."