Frank Costanza

"I'm back, baby!"

"Lloyd's of London. That's a big one."

"My brain is on fire."

"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

"I invented the phrase 'close talker.'"

"You know, we're living in a society, we're supposed to act in a CERTAIN way."

"I could do something constructive."

"The summers of love are behind me."

"I'm like a piece of dirt."

"Let's get weird."

"Bosco!"

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

"I'm developing a very bad rash."

"I'm out there and I'm loving every minute of it."

"Murphy Brown! I'm on TV!"

"I'm not getting paid, but I get the employee discount."

"You gotta try the bacon."

"I'm in!"

"This is amazing. I'm actually here."

"I'm like a superhero right now."

"Ah, the sea was angry that day, my friends."

"I'm getting older and my back hurts."

"The key to the good life is to have friends you can trust."

"Why do people need so much stuff?"

"I should be a motivational speaker."

"I like my stories with a little sex and violence."

"The fabric of society is falling apart!"

"I'm tired. I'm tired, and I'm angry."

"A man makes a choice and he lives with it."

"You can't just walk out when things get boring."