Garrison

From: South Park

389 quotes

"Humor is a weapon when wielded correctly."
Humor
"Beauty is temporary; legacy is forever."
Beauty
"Death is just another ending to negotiate."
Death
"Never give up, especially when you're winning."
Perseverance
"Be grateful, then double your ambitions."
Gratitude
"Creativity is seeing what others miss and capitalizing on it."
Creativity
"Justice goes to the highest bidder."
Justice
"Patience is strategic waiting, nothing more."
Patience
"Kindness is a business investment in your image."
Kindness
"Strength is knowing when to crush your enemies."
Strength
"Fear is the fuel that drives greatness."
Fear
"Power corrupts, and I love being corrupt."
Power
"Money is the only language everyone understands."
Money
"Health is an investment in your ability to earn."
Health
"Adventure without profit is just tourism."
Adventure
"Imagination is the weapon of the ambitious."
Imagination
"Technology evolves; winners exploit it."
Technology
"History favors the bold and the ruthless."
History
"Philosophy won't make you money."
Philosophy
"Literature is for people with time to waste."
Literature
"Politics is business by other means."
Politics
"War is the ultimate test of will and resources."
War
"Stay motivated by remembering your competition is lazy."
Motivation
"Inspiration comes from looking down on your rivals."
Inspiration
"Every relationship has a transactional component."
Relationships
"Solitude is where legends are born."
Solitude
"I'm gonna make a lot of money and become very successful, and then I'm gonna kill you all."
Power
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Freedom
"You know, I've learned that life is all about making money and having power over others."
Success
"There's nothing wrong with being ambitious. That's what makes America great."
Motivation