Garrison

"I don't care what anyone thinks about me. I'm gonna do what I want."

"The problem with you people is that you don't understand business."

"Money is the root of all happiness, and I intend to have a lot of it."

"Leadership means making tough decisions that benefit yourself first."

"History will remember me as the greatest man who ever lived."

"If you're not winning, you're losing. There's no in between."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking... for myself."

"Education is important, but money is more important."

"Change is good when it benefits me personally."

"The weak deserve what they get. Only the strong survive."

"I've always been ahead of my time intellectually."

"Fear is for losers, and I'm not a loser."

"Time is money, and I'm not wasting either."

"The truth is whatever I say it is."

"Peace is boring. Conflict is where real progress happens."

"Nature is just something to exploit for profit."

"Art should serve a purpose, preferably making me rich."

"Science confirms what I already believe, which is that I'm right."

"I don't listen to music unless it makes me sound cool."

"Dreams are for people without ambition. I have plans."

"Family is important, but business comes first."

"Friendship is a transaction like any other."

"Love is a weakness that successful people can't afford."

"Humor is just another tool for manipulation."

"Beauty fades, but money lasts forever."

"Death is something that happens to other people."

"Perseverance is admirable only if you're persevering toward wealth."

"Gratitude is a waste of emotional energy."

"Creativity should always have a commercial application."

"Justice is whatever outcome I prefer."