Garrison

From: South Park

389 quotes

"My success is proof that my methods are correct."
Truth
"I'd rather be alone than with mediocre people."
Solitude
"Work hard so you can afford the things that make life worthwhile."
Work
"I respect strength in others, especially when I'm using it."
Strength
"The weak link in any chain should be removed immediately."
Justice
"I believe in myself more than anyone else believes in anything."
Faith
"Change is just opportunity in disguise for the ambitious."
Change
"I'm living proof that hard work and determination pay off."
Perseverance
"People respect power, and I've got plenty of it."
Power
"Knowledge is power, but money is better."
Knowledge
"The future belongs to people like me who aren't afraid to take it."
Inspiration
"I've never failed at anything because I redefine failure."
Success
"My legacy will be remembered for generations."
History
"Weakness is a disease, and I don't associate with the sick."
Strength
"I can negotiate my way out of anything."
Leadership
"The beautiful thing about capitalism is that it rewards people like me."
Money
"I'm not arrogant; I'm just aware of my superiority."
Wisdom
"Every setback is just a setup for a comeback."
Perseverance
"I make my own luck by working smarter, not harder."
Motivation
"Love is great, but love won't pay your bills."
Love
"The secret to life is knowing what you want and taking it."
Life
"I've got more ambition in my pinky than most people have in their whole body."
"Happiness is just a byproduct of success."
Happiness
"I don't follow trends; I create them."
Creativity
"The customer is always right, especially when they're me."
Work
"I've got the vision, the drive, and the looks to succeed."
Success
"Death and taxes might be inevitable, but poverty isn't for me."
Death
"Real courage is doing what you want regardless of consequences."
Courage
"I'm going to change the world, just as soon as I've made my fortune."
Dreams