Garrison

From: South Park

389 quotes

"Health is about having the stamina to outwork everyone else."
Health
"Adventure is just controlled chaos with a purpose."
Adventure
"Imagination is for kids. Reality is for winners."
Imagination
"Technology should serve those in power, not the other way around."
Technology
"The best philosophy is the one that gets you ahead."
Philosophy
"Literature should tell stories about people like me."
Literature
"War is sometimes necessary to maintain your position."
War
"Motivation comes from wanting to be better than everyone else."
Motivation
"Inspiration strikes those who go out and take what they want."
Inspiration
"Relationships are business transactions—always negotiate."
Relationships
"Solitude is where I do my best plotting."
Solitude
"Perseverance means never admitting defeat or mistakes."
Perseverance
"Gratitude is for people who didn't get everything they wanted."
Gratitude
"Creativity is good if it makes money and advances my agenda."
Creativity
"Justice is whatever benefits the strongest."
Justice
"Kindness is a sign of weakness in business."
Kindness
"Beauty fades, but power is forever."
Beauty
"Death comes for us all, so make your mark while you can."
Death
"Humor is best when you're laughing at someone else."
Humor
"Life is a competition, and I'm winning."
Life
"Family loyalty means everyone supports my decisions, no questions."
Family
"The weak should learn from the strong or get out of the way."
Wisdom
"Every problem has a solution if you're willing to be ruthless."
Success
"People respect strength and punish weakness."
Leadership
"Winners don't cry—they strategize."
Courage
"The best deals are made when the other guy doesn't see it coming."
Money
"Truth is whatever serves your interests."
Truth
"Happiness comes from winning and everyone knowing it."
Happiness
"Freedom means freedom from consequences for people like me."
Freedom
"Change is good when I'm the one causing it."
Change