Garrison

From: South Park

389 quotes

"Real education teaches you how to manipulate people."
Education
"Knowledge without power is just a party trick."
Knowledge
"Time is a luxury for people who aren't achieving anything."
Time
"Peace treaties are for losers who can't win wars."
Peace
"Nature rewards the strong and punishes the weak mercilessly."
Nature
"Art is propaganda, and good propaganda is the best art."
Art
"Science backs up whatever position I'm currently taking."
Science
"Music that doesn't pump you up is a waste of time."
Music
"Faith in yourself is the only faith that matters."
Faith
"Leadership is making decisions others are too scared to make."
Leadership
"Work ethic separates the winners from the losers."
Work
"Dreams are just distractions from reality."
Dreams
"Humor at someone else's expense is the best kind."
Humor
"Beauty is fine, but beauty and power together? Now that's something."
Beauty
"Death is just the ultimate loss, and I don't lose."
Death
"Perseverance means never backing down from a fight."
Perseverance
"Gratitude? I built my empire without needing anyone's help."
Gratitude
"Creativity is just finding new ways to win."
Creativity
"Justice should favor those who can afford the best lawyers."
Justice
"Kindness in business is a mistake you only make once."
Kindness
"Strength isn't physical—it's the will to dominate."
Strength
"Fear is overrated. Power is underrated."
Fear
"Health is about looking good and feeling invincible."
Health
"Adventure is only fun when you're the one winning."
Adventure
"Imagination without execution is just daydreaming."
Imagination
"Technology is great for tracking people and their money."
Technology
"History belongs to the victors, so I'm writing history."
History
"Philosophy is nice, but power is nicer."
Philosophy
"Literature should celebrate success, not failure."
Literature
"Politics is just business with bigger stakes."
Politics