George Costanza

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you."

"I'm giving you gold, Jerry. Gold!"

"Why would you put your mouth on the toilet?"

"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"

"I'm latex free."

"The bizzaro Jerry!"

"I'm out there, and I'm fabulous."

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"Serenity now!"

"These are the halcyon days."

"I've got to get these people their gifts."

"These rolls are exquisite."

"I'm a marine biologist."

"The summer of George is upon us."

"It's not you, it's me... actually, it's you."

"I'm evicting her from my brain."

"This is insanity!"

"I'm trying to think of what I could say."

"That's a level I'm not willing to go to."

"I'll have what she's having."

"The key to the whole thing is to dress British, but think Yiddish."

"I snapped my big toe."

"Why do I need a job? I have a job."

"She told me to get out! This is harassment!"

"I'm not even supposed to be here today."

"These delicious brownies."

"This is the best experience of my life!"

"I don't think I can go back to that."

"We have a code, Jerry."

"I'm out of commission."