"I'm not gonna say anything, I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy this."
Happiness
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Humor
"Burn!"
Humor
"I'm too cool for you."
"Basement. Now."
Friendship
"I'd like to thank the Academy."
Humor
"Dumbass."
Humor
"That sucks, man."
"You know what I think? I think you're all crazy."
Truth
"I'm not even supposed to be here."
Humor
"This is gonna be good."
"Man, that's dark."
Humor
"I'm just gonna sit here and smoke."
Solitude
"That's what she said."
Humor
"You guys are idiots."
Humor
"I don't care."
"Whatever, man."
Freedom
"This is the best day ever."
Happiness
"You're such a girl."
Humor
"Nobody likes a tattletale."
Friendship
"I'm outta here."
Freedom
"That's so lame."
Humor
"Shut up, man."
Humor
"I'm the coolest."
"You suck."
Humor
"Life's too short to care what people think."
Wisdom
"Just chill out, man."
Peace
"That's messed up."
Truth
"I'm so cool, it hurts."
Humor
"You're killing me, man."
Humor