"This is ridiculous."
Truth
"I don't give a damn."
Freedom
"That's hilarious."
Humor
"Whatever happens, happens."
Philosophy
"I'm too good for this."
"Man, I'm bored."
Solitude
"You're such a loser."
Humor
"This is the life."
Happiness
"Stop being such a dork."
Humor
"I hate you guys."
Humor
"That's insane."
Humor
"You know what? I don't care anymore."
Freedom
"This party sucks."
Truth
"I'm way cooler than all of you."
Humor
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Humor
"Nobody's cooler than me."
"Let's get out of here."
Adventure
"You're all pathetic."
Humor
"I'm too cool to care."
Freedom
"This is boring."
Solitude
"Whatever, that's cool I guess."
"I'm not a nerd, I'm just selective about my stupidity"
Humor
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"
Humor
"Burn!"
Humor
"I'm a lover, not a fighter. Well, actually I'm both"
Relationships
"Life's too short to worry about tomorrow"
Life
"Rules are made to be broken"
Freedom
"You can't handle the truth, and the truth is you're all a bunch of dumbasses"
Truth
"I don't do feelings, man"
"That's tight"