Hyde

"Science is just a bunch of theories that could be wrong anyway."

"Music's good when it's loud and nobody can hear themselves think."

"Faith is for people who need a crutch to get through life."

"A real leader doesn't follow rules. He makes his own."

"Work is what you do when you run out of money and fun."

"Dreams are nice, but cold hard cash is better."

"If you can't laugh at yourself, then laugh at other people."

"Beauty fades, but being awesome lasts forever."

"Death? Not thinking about it. It's a downer."

"Keep pushing forward, even if everyone thinks you're a jerk."

"Gratitude is for people who didn't get enough stuff."

"Creativity means making things up on the spot without a plan."

"Justice is whatever works in my favor."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have and don't want."

"Kindness is weakness. Strength is what gets you ahead."

"Real strength is not giving a crap what anyone thinks."

"Fear is just an excuse people use to not do cool stuff."

"Power is money, cars, and people who respect you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys everything else that matters."

"Health? I'll worry about that when I'm old and boring."

"Life's an adventure if you're brave enough to break some rules."

"Imagination is cool, but reality with a car is cooler."

"Technology's awesome until it takes your job."

"History's just a bunch of dead guys doing dead guy stuff."

"Philosophy is overthinking things that don't matter."

"Literature? That's what you read when you got nothing better to do."

"Politics is all a bunch of lies anyway, so might as well enjoy yourself."

"War's just another word for the government screwing things up."

"Stay motivated? Nah, motivation is for people with goals."

"Get inspired by yourself first, everyone else is boring."