Hyde

"Relationships are cool until they start limiting your fun."

"Solitude is great because nobody's around to annoy me."

"The best time of your life is right now, so don't waste it."

"Love makes you do stupid things, so avoid it."

"The wise man doesn't follow the crowd; he leads it."

"Being happy means doing what you want on your own terms."

"Success is having hot girls and cool friends."

"A friend who laughs at your jokes is a friend for life."

"Family will always be there, unfortunately."

"Hope is what losers do instead of planning."

"Courage is knowing you'll be okay no matter what happens."

"The only constant is change, and it usually sucks."

"School teaches you stuff you don't need to know."

"The more you know, the more problems you got."

"Time's too short to spend it with people who suck."

"Truth's overrated compared to a good story."

"Freedom is the only thing worth fighting for."

"Peace is where you find yourself doing nothing."

"Nature's beautiful until you have to camp in it."

"Real art is a kick-ass guitar solo."

"Science proves that most people are stupid."

"Good music makes everything better, period."

"Faith is just hope with a fancy name."

"Leaders get what they want because they don't ask permission."

"Work is necessary evil for buying the good stuff."

"Your dreams should involve money and fast cars."

"Life's a joke, so you might as well laugh."

"Beauty's temporary, but being cool is permanent."

"Death's not real until you're old."

"Never give up on the things that matter to you."