Itchy and Scratchy

"That's what I love about being a cartoon mouse - the violence never gets old!"

"Life is just one long chase, and I'm here for every second of it."

"Why walk when you can run? Why run when you can fly? Why fly when you can crash spectacularly?"

"The only thing better than outsmarting your enemy is outsmarting them with style."

"Every scratch tells a story of survival."

"Love is just friendship with occasional explosions."

"The best ideas come when you're being chased."

"Happiness is a well-laid trap."

"Fear is just another tool in my toolbox."

"True friendship means never giving up on a good prank."

"Wisdom is knowing which direction to run."

"The greatest power is the ability to survive anything."

"Time flies when you're having fun... and it flies faster when you're running."

"Success is measured in how many times you can get back up."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right before they get hit with something."

"Change is inevitable, especially when you're being chased."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear - it's running toward the danger anyway."

"Education teaches you how to think. Experience teaches you how to survive."

"Knowledge is power, but timing is everything."

"Hope springs eternal, even after being flattened by a steamroller."

"Peace is overrated when there's mischief to be made."

"Nature's greatest creation? The ability to recover from any injury instantly."

"Art imitates life, but cartoons improve upon it."

"The greatest jokes are the ones that end in violence."

"Music to my ears is the sound of Scratchy screaming."

"Faith is believing you'll survive the next scheme."

"Leadership is showing others how to dodge danger."

"Work hard, play harder, and always have an escape route."

"Dreams are what you chase when you're not being chased."

"Imagination is the only limit in a cartoon world."